Quotes about Work, page 14

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Following the rules will not get the job done.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The longer the title, the less important the job.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

An acceptable level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The value of any job task is inversely proportional to its deadline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The more complicated the job is the less time and useful information you will be given.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Tracers work both ways.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

All weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Bullets work on veteran cops too. They also work on weight lifters, martial arts experts, department marksmen, Narco Investigators, S.W.A.T. jocks, and others who consider themselves immortal.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Laser sights work both ways.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The better job you do, the more work you can expect to be handed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Turret mounted machine guns usually work better than lights and sirens.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The amount of space which is needed to work on a patient varies inversely with the amount of space which is available to work on that patient.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work