If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war