Quotes about War, page 9

Napalm is an area support weapon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The one item you need is always in short supply.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Interchangeable parts aren't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.

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A clean and dry set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war