Quotes about Things, page 30

There is no such thing as a perfect shoot.

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You always remember just one more thing you need after you've gowned, gloved, and masked and gone into that isolation room.

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Last thing you want to hear a doctor say is whoops.

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There is no such thing as a textbook case.

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If stopped by a cop for a broken tail light on the way to a meet the first thing he will always ask is; are there any weapons in the car?

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A cowboy packing two Colts and carrying a double can wear any thing he dang well pleases.

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The only thing a cowboy loves more than his horse is another horse.

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If you spend an extra ordinary amount of time developing a list of things NOT to forget when going to the upcoming Regional or National match, the day of packing for the match, you will have lost the list.

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The only thing more accurate than a mother's advice is her memory of the times you didn't take it.

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Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles.

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If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

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It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.

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Employers are either all the things you'd hate in a co-worker or start looking for another job.

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You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is a good thing.

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There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat.

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There is no such thing as the right feed.

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Every thing that is countable is to little.

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Things can't get worse if you were born an Amazon pygmy cannibal.

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If 50 people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

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If 1000 people say a foolish thing, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee.

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