Quotes about Sex by Edward A. Murphy, page 2

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

Sex ends all interest.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

If you get used to thinking screw you after every superior speaks to you you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper people will mind.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex