Quotes about Problems, page 4

I finally faced the fact that it isn't a crime not having friends. Being alone means you have fewer problems.

Quote by Whitney Houston about problems

I became chairman of the inmates committee. Got into a lot of trouble. Was accused of fomenting a riot. Was accused of plotting to kill the warden.

Quote by Clifford Irving about problems

The trouble with records is that they're too short.

Quote by Mahalia Jackson about problems

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble.

Quote by Angelina Jolie about problems

It's amazing how much trouble you can get in when you don't have anything else to do.

Quote by Quincy Jones about problems

We got into all the trouble you could ever imagine. We figured that if the Jones boys and all the gangsters ran Chicago, we had our own territory now. All the stores, all the crime, we were in charge of everything, my stepbrother and my brother.

Quote by Quincy Jones about problems

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

If you go behind a girl you are heading to trouble.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

Every solution breeds new problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

New systems generate new problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

The likelihood of problems occurring is inversely proportional to the amount of time remaining before the deadline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question. How would the Lone Ranger handle this?.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

When in trouble change the subject. However, this may lead the subject to another one of your offenses.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

When in trouble do what you can. If that fails try what you can't. If that fails give yourself an A for effort and run like hell with pride!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

If the salesperson says, all you have to do is... you know you're in trouble.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems