The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the wrong quarters.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
No matter how you write it, the Desk Sergeant will want it changed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own officers.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
Murphy's military police laws: The simple things are always hard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
The short cuts are always under construction by the post engineers.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
Anything you do can get you in trouble - including doing nothing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
When you've secured a crime scene, don't forget to tell the brass.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
If you take out the newest patrol car, you'll have an accident.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
The thing you really need, will be left back at the MP Station.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really need light.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
Military working dogs attack anything that moves - including you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
The helicopter will always be low on fuel, as soon as you need it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
You'll find the suspect you want, when you're off-duty and unarmed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police