Quotes about Police, page 5

159 quotes about Police

The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely...

The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the...

The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the wrong quarters.

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No matter how you write it, the Desk Sergeant will want...

No matter how you write it, the Desk Sergeant will want it changed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own...

If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own officers.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

The diversion you're ignoring is the actual crime.

The diversion you're ignoring is the actual crime.

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The simple things are always hard.

The simple things are always hard.

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When you've secured a crime scene, don't forget to tell...

When you've secured a crime scene, don't forget to tell the brass.

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Using the siren and light to clear traffic - attracts...

Using the siren and light to clear traffic - attracts traffic.

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It only becomes a riot right after you show up.

It only becomes a riot right after you show up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

If you take out the newest patrol car, you'll have an...

If you take out the newest patrol car, you'll have an accident.

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No street-wise unit ever passed inspection.

No street-wise unit ever passed inspection.

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No inspection-ready unit ever makes it on the streets.

No inspection-ready unit ever makes it on the streets.

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The thing you really need, will be left back at the MP...

The thing you really need, will be left back at the MP Station.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really...

Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really need light.

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The helicopter will always be low on fuel, as soon as you...

The helicopter will always be low on fuel, as soon as you need it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

You'll find the suspect you want, when you're off-duty...

You'll find the suspect you want, when you're off-duty and unarmed.

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If you respond to more than your fair share of calls, ...

If you respond to more than your fair share of calls, you'll have more than your fair share of calls to respond to.

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The suspect will escape, just before you set up a good...

The suspect will escape, just before you set up a good perimeter.

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The dependent who screams loudly when you don't show up...

The dependent who screams loudly when you don't show up quickly, also screams loudly when you do.

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The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is...

The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.

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