Quotes about Olderness, page 10

The thorn bush is the old obstacle in the road. It must catch fire if you want to go further.

Quote by Franz Kafka about olderness

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

Quote by Franz Kafka about olderness

The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.

Quote by Jim Bishop about olderness

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Quote by George Burns about olderness

Nothing improves with age.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about olderness

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about olderness

Never trust modern technology. Trust it only when it is old technology.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about olderness

A patch is a piece of software which replaces old bugs with new bugs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about olderness

The best way past a pesky security feature is a 13-year-old.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about olderness

Under the above mentioned laws always try substituting - Old Western Texas Poets Sonneteer Society for Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about olderness

With age all BP shooters will have large nipples that sag.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about olderness

After you blow your money on a few two week contracts for expensive mercs, they'll arrive, bitch about not liking the guys in your old squad, then leave.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about olderness

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Quote by Don Marquis about olderness

Little old ladies of both sexes, why do I let them bother me.

Quote by John O'Hara about olderness

Although reading the classics in Latin in school may be not as fulfilling as it would be at a more mature age, few scientists can afford the time for such diversion later in life.

Quote by George Andrew Olah about olderness

The situation of the Old Left was the theory of Socialist Realism, it seemed pointless to argue. We stayed carefully away from people who wrote for the New Masses.

Quote by George Oppen about olderness

Since we were 9 years old we've been seeing ourselves everywhere. We're so used to it, it doesn't really affect us.

Quote by Ashley Olsen about olderness

I've done a lot of growing up since the age of 16 and I really wanted that to be reflected in my music.

Quote by Kelly Osbourne about olderness

You know when I look at people, I don't look at them with age at all, I just look at them as people, I never ask how old anyone is.

Quote by Kelly Osbourne about olderness

These were profane when my parents were my age, and I expect they will still be profane when my children are my age.

Quote by Doug Ose about olderness