Quotes about Nothing, page 13

Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

Near death, but still a live? There is nothing wrong with physics. God doesn't like you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

On an extended Crime Scene, when someone shows up with the doughnuts and coffee, the cops who usually get them are the ones standing around doing nothing and could have gone themselves.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

Anything you do can get you in trouble - including doing nothing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

Never tell the Captain or Deputy Captain you have nothing to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

Never tell the Photo Editor you have nothing to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

If you want to be busy, say that you have nothing to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

If your VCR is set to tape your favorite program every day, and you find that at certain times it is taping nothing but reruns that you've already seen, the VCR tape will run out in the middle of the only program that you haven't already seen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

After a concert, parents rave about the pop selection played and say nothing about the test piece.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

Nothing succeeds like success.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

Nobody is incompetent. Incompetence is nothing but competence in incompetency.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

How do you know that the Earth is nothing but the hell of another planet?

Quote by Aldous Huxley about nothing

Man is the sum of his actions, of what he did, of what he can do, nothing else.

Quote by Mahatma Gandhi about nothing

To be afraid of nothing means to see everything that happens in the world as a show, means that we can intervene anytime, through imagination, and we can change the show as we want.

Quote by Mircea Eliade about nothing

Nothing does more to activate Christian divisions than talk about Christian unity.

Quote by Conor Cruise O'Brien about nothing