Quotes about Night, page 3

Tenants only lock themselves out in the middle of the night... or on Christmas.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

The night before the English history midterm, your Biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on planarian.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

Three things you will never see in combat, hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

Night vision - isn't

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

From behind you, the bad guys can see your night sights as well as you can.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

When you shoot the night away and never have to stop. Your film did not roll on to the take up reel.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

It's you're first night shift for three years. And it's a full moon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

The patient who has been dying all night finally meets his maker 12.5 minutes before shift change.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after you've had the night from hell and just want to go home to bed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

Feet will always swell on the night of the banquet when you have on your tight fitting, dress boots.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

The night before you leave you will always loose you CAS Checklist for stuff to Not Forget.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

When the telephone operator leaves the board on night mode all the calls would land only on your desk.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

After a really hard day of work, when starting your car at 11:00 pm in the night to leave office, you'll realize that you've run out of gas.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night

This is just what I have thought when I have seen slaves at work they seem to go through the motions of labor without putting strength into them. They keep their powers in reserve for their own use at night, perhaps.

Quote by Frederick Law Olmsted about night