Quotes about Man, page 39

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A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually...

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

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The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are...

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, ...

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't...

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

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A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.

A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.

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There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when...

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

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When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.

When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.

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When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's...

When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.

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If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman...

If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong.

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The two thing no man can ever understand. Women and what...

The two thing no man can ever understand. Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.

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The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start.

The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start.

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If a man won an argue, the victory was just in his head.

If a man won an argue, the victory was just in his head.

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Try and try as you might, there will still be times where...

Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.

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If a man has it he won't want it, the guy who buys it won't use it, the guy who uses it could give a shit about it, so don't give a shit and you will have it all.

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The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you...

The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.

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The best men (or women) are always taken or crazy.

The best men (or women) are always taken or crazy.

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As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't...

As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.

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A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good...

A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.

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