Quotes about Man, page 39

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.

Quote by Niels Bohr about man

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

The two thing no man can ever understand. Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

If a man won an argue, the victory was just in his head.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

If a man has it he won't want it, the guy who buys it won't use it, the guy who uses it could give a shit about it, so don't give a shit and you will have it all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

The best men (or women) are always taken or crazy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man

As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man