Quotes about Man, page 40

Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.

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The most beautiful women in the world, always marry the most ugly men.

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The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay.

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That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell,... and several of his friends,... the very next week.

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A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.

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Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

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No man is an island, until it comes to paying the bills.

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Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

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The bus schedule should be known as one of the most exquisitly creative and vividly imaginary forms of fiction ever devised by man.

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Skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

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You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.

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Cowboys and boys who skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

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The person interviewing you had less than half or your qualifications when they got the job and will want twice what you have.

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The frequency of mailing performed by a person varies in inverse proportion to the amount of work at hand.

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The snooze bar is the greatest invention by man.

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In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.

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At least one person is out of step in any one march.

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The last man entering an elevator going up goes to the lowest floor.

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The first person needing to exit the elevator will always be the person farthest to the rear of the elevator.

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A man who walks through the turnstiles backwards going to Bangkok.

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