Quotes about Love, page 25

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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually...

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

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The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are...

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

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It is always the wrong time of month.

It is always the wrong time of month.

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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances...

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

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It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the...

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

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Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss...

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

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There may be some things better than sex, and some things...

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

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Love is a hole in the heart.

Love is a hole in the heart.

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Murphy's love laws; If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

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Do it only with the best.

Do it only with the best.

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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned...

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating...

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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