The winch of a 4X4 is always just a little to short to reach a good hold.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
Green, pink & yellow dress suit not a good choice for work, church, weddings, trial, funerals, job interviews, etc.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you can never hit the Marfa, Texas lights.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
Cross draw holsters tend to make a cowboy a switch hitter or a good Broadway dancer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
The slicked up rifle action job that feels so good dry firing at home will never eject shells during the match and if it does they will go into your eye or over your safety glasses and down your collar.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
That new, big, expensive, cowboy hat will always obscure your vision of the front sights of your rifle, but you will look good wearing it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
Everything is a good idea till you mother finds out and tells you why it isn't.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is a good thing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
You never notice that none of your mercs has a good score in Leadership until you try to recruit someone.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
No matter how good your lock picking expert gets, the locks get better.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
Luck in dice rolls varies inversely with role-playing ability.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
Any good idea you ever had will just be accredited to someone else once you tell someone about it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
Lube something good and it only gets better, lube something bad and it only gets worse.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck