Quotes about Contentment, page 75

The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during you last semester.

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The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.

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The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.

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The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it later.

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The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

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No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

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You won't find the books you checked out for that big project until after either the project or the books were due.

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The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.

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All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.

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When a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book.

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If attendance is mandatory, a scheduled exam will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, an exam will produce persons you have never seen before.

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You can't misspell numbers when you write them as digits.

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Demerits from a teacher you hate are put on your permanent record.

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Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more.

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The examination paper is always easier when you are not taking it.

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In the eyes of your professor, you are ALWAYS wrong, so don't bother trying.

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No matter how much you study for a test you will be asked a question that you don't know.

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When you study for easy tests is when you fail miserably, but when you don't study for the hard ones, it's when you pass with 100%.

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When there's a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don't want.

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And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment