Quotes about Children, page 8

The worst chew-out from parents always comes from an incident their child lied about.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

Same rule just substitute children.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

Get very, very scared when a child is too quiet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

A virtually infinite number of wide-eyed and inquisitive school-aged children can climb into the back of any Ambulance, and, given the opportunity, invariably will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

A child will never ask Mom to get something until she sits down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

When you need to carry a child they will want to walk.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

The more potential a food has for stains the greater the coverage area when it is hurled by a child.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

A child's favorite one day is never a favorite the next day especially food.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

The more preparation time for the meal the less likely a child is to eat it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

As soon as the snow suit, and all of the paraphernalia that accompanies, is on the child will have to use the bathroom.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

As soon as the child is in the car and the car has left the driveway the child will have to use the bathroom.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

The amount of sound from the other room is inversely proportional to the amount of trouble the child is getting into.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

The more you paid for the car seat the more the child will hate it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

When you are in a hurry the child will dawdle.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

The greater the importance of the phone call the bigger the mess the child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children