Quotes about Chance, page 5

I haven't had an opportunity to do a really full-blown comedy in a while. I'd like to do one of those like My Man Godfrey or something like that.

Quote by Don Johnson about chance

I love to race and haven't had an opportunity to do it this summer.

Quote by Don Johnson about chance

One tells as few lies as possible only by telling as few lies as possible, and not by having the least possible opportunity to do so.

Quote by Franz Kafka about chance

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Quote by Rodney Dangerfield about chance

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

The chance a copy machine will brake down is proportional to the importance of the material that needs to be copied and inversely proportional to the amount of time till the material will be needed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

The chance of a virus infecting your network is directly proportional to the amount of damage it does.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

General Fault Errors are the “Check Engine” light of computers. If it can be fixed, chances are it's not by you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

The chances of a program doing what it's supposed to do is inversely proportional to the number of lines of code used to write it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

Whatever you are about to do, if there is a good chance it will get you killed, you probably shouldn't do it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

The greater a photographer's excitement, the greater its chance of fogging film, scratching prints, and deleting files.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance

The more confused and impulsive a patient is, the less chance there is for a family member or friend to sit with the patient.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance