Any injury, the sight of which makes you want to puke, should immediately be covered by 4x4's and Kerlix.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light
When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic nor will you be able to describe.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
Every dork in the world wants to make stupid conversation and wont get of the bus.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, conversation, world
Green, pink & yellow really do make a smart looking cowboy outfit for pards, pardettes & horses.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, intelligence
A timer reading showing a negative number proves that cowboys really can go faster than the speed of light which makes Einstein a waddy.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, speed, numbers, light
Cross draw holsters tend to make a cowboy a switch hitter or a good Broadway dancer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, good, good luck
Two holsters worn on same side always makes a cowboy a switch hitter.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The greater the importance of the phone call the bigger the mess the child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children
There will be one photocopier in the office everyone hits in order to make it work. This will be secretly known by most as the best office equipment in the building.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about order, work
Alarm clocks can make the most passive of us fall into a violent rage.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall
The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, day, time
The longer your campaign goes on, the more ridiculously powerful you'll have to make the villains to present a challenge to your demi-god characters.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about criminals, present, god
Nobody is lazy; they're busy perfecting their posts they will make really soon, which will be totally awesome.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, parents, common sense, sense
After immeasurable joy necessarily comes the sadness, joy makesthe blood boil, and this produces an unpleasant and painful feeling that needs to born the sadness. RightWords TranslationQuote by Mihai Eminescu about joy, sadness, blood