The more urgent the need for a decision to be made, less apparent become the identity of the decision maker.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, identity, need
Computers don't make errors-What they do they do on purpose.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error, purpose
So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you're not smart enough to debug it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, intelligence
If you make the letters in your Word document bigger and then you print it out, you'll have everything on the first page and only one line on the second.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, word
Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, rightness, haven, work
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
The one time you didn't make a copy of your 1040, that's the one the IRS did not receive.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, time
Little things make a lot more of a difference; but the little things don't get as much recognition.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, things
Prospective tenants who make an appointment to see your rental across town, often get kidnapped on the way there... so there was just no way they could call you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, city
The school board will make a better pay offer before the teacher's union negotiates.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, union, teachers, school
And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about economy, end
When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, mistake, enemies
There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, rules
Crew Leaders, not GOD, make priorities. There’s a difference.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, god
The patient who has been dying all night finally meets his maker 12.5 minutes before shift change.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, night, change