If you're in a hurry, your computer will crash, a hard drive will become corrupted, or your files will be erased. Any way, you're screwed if you have a deadline.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, corruption
The hardware store closes five minutes before you get there.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, children
When you study for easy tests is when you fail miserably, but when you don't study for the hard ones, it's when you pass with 100%.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests
And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about economy, end
The important things are always simple, the simple are always hard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things
Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, body
Murphy's military police laws: The simple things are always hard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, things
Lenses are attracted back to their source - hard rocks.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, rocks
Only cowboys can wear yellow leather boots and not get noticed real hard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate
All cowboys wearing yellow, leather boots, study the ground real hard before dismounting.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate
If your rifle and handguns are not the same caliber you will always get them mixed up at least once. The harder your rifle is to dismantle the more likely and often this is to happen.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, good, good luck
The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
After a really hard day of work, when starting your car at 11:00 pm in the night to leave office, you'll realize that you've run out of gas.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night, work, day
It is not difficult to find the truth, it is hard to have desire to find it.Quote by Nicolae Iorga about truth