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It's not about the award it's about the achievement.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

When you are convinced everything works just fine you are overlooking something.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Equal Oppertunity programs aren't.

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If you want to be busy, say that you have nothing to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing, contentment

You will always be caught, usually the first time you do something others have been getting away with.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, time

No matter in which domain you are working, it's intersection with the field of your interest is always a NULL set.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about interest, contentment

The printer is either out of toner or there is no paper only when the client asks for 10 copies of a 120 page report by evening.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The CD drive will not be even detected only when you want to cull out information from some CD. Just the day before that, you would have been playing music and it would have worked fine. If the Drive is working the CD would be corrupt/Scratched.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about corruption, music, day, contentment

The network would snap just when you were explaining an important point over a NetMeeting conference call.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The telephones won't work when you need to call long distance urgently.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, work, contentment

Either that or somebody would be talking to his girlfriend on the only long distance line.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about talking

All mails except the most important one, which was sent way before, will find their way into your inbox.

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The client will call only when you had left for a coffee break. And when you call back, he/she won't be available in office.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, contentment

When its a busy day for you, all your colleagues would be chatting just outside your cabin.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day, contentment

When you don't have much work all your colleagues will be busy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment

Your Security will insist on you leaving by 7:00 on the very day when you have to stay till 10:00 to meet an important deadline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about security, day, contentment

The display settings on your computer will play havoc only when you have to finish a presentation by afternoon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end, contentment

Of all the vehicles in the parking, yours would be most difficult to take out when it is an emergency.

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Only when you want to piss urgently would all the urinals be taken.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The office assistant would be on leave only on the day you need him most.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, day, contentment