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If its about to print, The printer will get jammed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

When they fix the paper jam, it will be out of Paper.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

When you get the paper, it will be out of toner.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Whenever you think your drive will go right it wouldn't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, contentment

Whenever you think your aim is right is not.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, contentment

Whenever you think you might finish a 9 holes play with one ball it wouldn't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end, contentment

Whenever you think you have a clear drive over water it will ditch.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about water, contentment

Whenever you think you hit the green you wouldn't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more people looking at you driving on the driving range, the more slicing your driving will get.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people, contentment

Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that you're playing too slow.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about gods, rain, contentment

When your workmates absolutely guarantee they'll take care of your duties while you're on vacation, they won't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment

Some one always gets the good jobs first.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck

Your unemployment check always comes after you find work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment

The ideal job for you was filled right before you found out about it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about ideal, rightness, contentment

In a job interview you need to be well spoken, clear, pleasantly dressed, confident and polite.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

The job you want is well paying, interesting, fun, rewarding, conveniently located, or attainable; pick one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Employers are either all the things you'd hate in a co-worker or start looking for another job.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about employers, workers, hate, things, contentment

There are demerit points for originality when one is caught.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about originality

If the boss doesn't understand your work they will either ignore it, pretend they did it, or Freak out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, work