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Any instrument can be used as a hammer, the more delicate or expensive the instrument, the better hammer it becomes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

If it doesn't fit, force it, if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about force, police

If you drop a tool or small part while working on a car, it will roll to the exact center underneath the vehicle.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tools, contentment

If you have enough grease & a big enough hammer, you can put anything... anywhere.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you drop a tool or a part it will roll to the exact center underneath your car thus extending your repair enjoyment.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about joy, tools, contentment

The television show that you watched once and loved will be discontinued.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about television, contentment

If you watch a TV show only twice during the season, the second time will be a repeat of the first.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about season, time, contentment

If your VCR is set to tape your favorite program every day, and you find that at certain times it is taping nothing but reruns that you've already seen, the VCR tape will run out in the middle of the only program that you haven't already seen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about haven, contentment, nothing, day

When you want to watch your favorite program, there is a black out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about magic, contentment

When you want to record your favorite program so you can watch it over and over again, you were recording the wrong channel.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment

You can't reach the tool dropped while working on a car engine, and it will be a non-magnetic alloy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tools, contentment

The lighter the rug the more apt a dropped peanut butter & jelly sandwich will land face down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about face

When working up high the tool you drop will always land to do the most damage to the tool and the object it hits.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tools, contentment

If you drop an unbreakable object, it will always land on something more valuable.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The distance to your departure gate is directly proportional to the weight of your carry on luggage and inversely proportional to the time remaining before your flight.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about flight, time

The number of the departure gate is inversely proportional to the time available to get there.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, time

Travel is a delight if you have a place to leave and return to.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline re-encounters turbulence.

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When looking for a street, it will be the only one you drove past before you saw the street sign.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about past, contentment

The first escalator you find is always going the wrong way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment