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A hair trigger really isn’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Peep sights don’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Peep sights will always fill up with crud.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, contentment

Cowboys are the only known Homo sapiens who can laugh out loud at themselves and not be considered committable.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The only thing a cowboy loves more than his horse is another horse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, things

Don’t ever kiss another cowboys horse, he will not like it and they tend to kick.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, kiss

After feeling the finish on a CBs gun it would be best not to tell him; it’s as soft as a babies butt.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end

Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, bass boat, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother

No CB has ever admitted being a Democrat.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, being

All CB shooters are proven, professional gamblers.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Betting on a stage is always a sucker’s bet.

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All cowboys like to gamble, even when they know they can’t win.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Cowboys never have money to gamble with; on the way into town.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, city, money

Their horse won it all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

In 5-card draw always count the cards six times before accusing an armed CB of holding more than 5, that way you’ll have a better feel and appreciation for the number 6.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, numbers, contentment

Cowboys and boys who skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dance, real estate, man

Storm proof tents used for SAS camping really aren’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly above the bedding material of the tenants or his guns.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, tenants

An RV transporting 6 cowboys and their equipment to an annual CAS meet is really an RT - Rolling Thunder.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys