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You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.

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Screws on a Marlin really can’t be over stressed.

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Screws on a Winchester that are over stressed will always strip out.

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Lock tight really isn’t.

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Secure, fail proof, Tang sights will always fall down.

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If the stage calls for 10 rifle rounds the rifle will always jam on first round.

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If the rifle is the first gun to be used on a stage it will always jam on the second round.

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Your spare gun will never work when needed for that purpose.

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Modern day Stag grips really aren’t.

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Modern day real ivory grips really aren’t.

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Hard wood grips will crack the first time the gun is mishandled.

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Grips guaranteed to fit really don’t.

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Clean black powder really isn’t.

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A 42 inch gun belt can never be stretched far enough to fit around a 48 inch waist.

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Loose gun belts will always fall off going down stage steps while on the timer.

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All BP shooters by nature have really small, tight nipples.

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With age all BP shooters will have large nipples that sag.

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All CB guns have the inherent ability to be staged unloaded.

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There really are stage gremlins who move your guns, takes rounds out of them or put more in, rigs props to not work and who move targets out of harms way just as the trigger is pulled.

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Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.

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