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No cart is ever perfect.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, perfection

No matter how wide the tread and how big the tires, your cart will tip over at Tin Star Ranch.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, celebrity

Cowboys and boys who ice.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dance, real estate, man

If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, light, use, time, contentment

Modern day cowboys really don’t roll their own, think about it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, day

Modern day cowboys really do yell, YAHOO DOT COM.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, day

The cost of new CB equipment will always equal your checking account balance.

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If you ask the cost of playing CAS you probably can’t afford it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment

No matter how many times they are cycled at home, New guns will always lock up at first match.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, home

All guns, no matter how many $$$$ spent on them for action jobs, will always lock up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, action

Action jobs really aren’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, action

If used, sun block will always get into your eyes while shooting the longest and most difficult stage.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, sun, eyes

Your expensive, new safety shooting glasses will never have the right correction for CAS work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, safety, rightness, work

If the stage calls for a reload off body, your extra bullet will always be on your cart.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, body

If stage calls for extra bullet to be loaded off your body, that will be the one you drop and the only one in that caliber that you have on you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, body, contentment

If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, body, contentment

When the above happens the cowboy will always try and load it anyway.

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The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it will always fit thru the loading gate and jam under the carrier.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, contentment

45 long Colts will go thru the loading gate of a 45-70 and jam.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys