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The vehicle with the most firearms on board either...

The vehicle with the most firearms on board either factual or suspected has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness

Vehicles providing essential services, such as beer...

Vehicles providing essential services, such as beer delivery trucks, have automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, essential, rightness

If there is no traffic there will be roadwork.

If there is no traffic there will be roadwork.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Shortest distance between 2 points is by 4X4.

Shortest distance between 2 points is by 4X4.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Mud pools are always deeper then they appear.

Mud pools are always deeper then they appear.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The winch of a 4X4 is always just a little to short to...

The winch of a 4X4 is always just a little to short to reach a good hold.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, good, good luck

Mud tends to go where you do not want it to go.

Mud tends to go where you do not want it to go.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

The tyre will will blow when in the middle of the mud.

The tyre will will blow when in the middle of the mud.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The heavier the car the deeper it sinks.

The heavier the car the deeper it sinks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

There's never a tree around when you're stuck in the mud.

There's never a tree around when you're stuck in the mud.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

The bigger the tires the deeper the track.

The bigger the tires the deeper the track.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The tire blows at that time in which it is most needed.

The tire blows at that time in which it is most needed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time

Water always is deeper then it appears.

Water always is deeper then it appears.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, water

Your snorkel is always that inch to short when it comes...

Your snorkel is always that inch to short when it comes down to taking a dive.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

A 4X4 is is twice the fun of a 2WD and costs the same.

A 4X4 is is twice the fun of a 2WD and costs the same.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

No matter where you go you always cut corners.

No matter where you go you always cut corners.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them...

Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, need, contentment

Your passenger gets angry at that time, because he/she...

Your passenger gets angry at that time, because he/she has to get out do turn them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time

If you own a 4WD and a 2WD, you'll get stuck in mud in...

If you own a 4WD and a 2WD, you'll get stuck in mud in the 2WD car.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

The better the 4X4, the further into the sand/mud/forest...

The better the 4X4, the further into the sand/mud/forest it will get stuck.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

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