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When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic nor will you be able to describe.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining gods.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, gods, rain, dance

There's always parking space when driving a 4X4.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, univers

If your working under the hood of a car and drop something, it will always roll the middle of the car and just out of reach.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The temperature of vinyl seat covers is inversely proportional to the length of your skirt or shorts.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The cleaner the windscreen, the stronger the magnetism to insects.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, insects

After your rental car has been vandalized, the replacement will be broken into - probably on the same day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, day

The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, need, contentment

Your Car Keys are always in the pocket of the hand that is fullest.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Your kid will fell asleep in the car 5 minutes before you arrive to your destination.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

A flat will occur during the heaviest downpour after dark.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, dark

The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, chance, light, contentment

The later you are running, the slower the people in front of you, and on any accessible side are going to drive.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment, people

The less you want to be somewhere, the more likely every light will be green and traffic clear.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, contentment

If you're stuck in a traffic jam and you move to the fast lane it will become the slowest lane, if you'll move back, that lane will stand still.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, fasting, contentment

A flat will occur when you are without a spare.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

A flat won't occur while you have spare wheel.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

When driving and you want to slowdown there will always be a car traveling right behind you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness, contentment

Whenever you are running late on the highway, there will be a semi-truck in each lane to slow down traffic.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

If you are late, and stuck in the right hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness, contentment