If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests, contentment
At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester and never attending.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, beginning, end, contentment
Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, education, school, mathematics
In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, students, time, contentment
You never catch on until after the test.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, education, school, trap, contentment
The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during you last semester.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, contentment
The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education
The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, contentment
The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, contentment
The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it later.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, contentment
The closest library doesn't have the material you need.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, need, contentment
No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, need, contentment
You won't find the books you checked out for that big project until after either the project or the books were due.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, books, contentment
The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, education, contentment
All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, question, help, happiness, need, contentment
Dewey was drunk when he made the decimal system.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, mathematics
When a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about students, education, time, contentment
If attendance is mandatory, a scheduled exam will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, an exam will produce persons you have never seen before.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests, people, contentment