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Billing Statements do not provide 'Actual Posting Dates' They reflect 'Accurate Posting Dates'. This was contained within a reply from a Retail Credit Account Analyst of a major Banking Establishment.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce

If a tenant attempts to replace the washer in a faucet, plan on replacing the faucet; perhaps all the plumbing in the building.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, tenants

Prospective tenants who make an appointment to see your rental across town, often get kidnapped on the way there... so there was just no way they could call you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, tenants, city, contentment

Tenants only lock themselves out in the middle of the night... or on Christmas.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, tenants, christmas, night

When a furnace breaks in mid-winter, it is always the heat exchanger.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things

Every lost pet will find its way to your rental.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about pets

The hardware store closes five minutes before you get there.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stores, contentment

A tenant's ability to see dirt and damage is much greater when the move in than when they move out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, ability

Your best tenants always get job transfers during the worst rental markets.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate

Everything in your rentals will break 100 times faster than in your own home.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, home

The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of the building as you are putting the evicted tenant’s possessions on the curb.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, tenants, contentment

Tenants always swear under oath that the window was broken when they moved in.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate, oath

When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you , something is drastically wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate, bad, contentment

If it exists, your tenant will try to flush it down the toilet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate

If you have any questions about anything, ask your tenants.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate, contentment

If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, real estate, irony, contentment

Proper disposal of chewing gum is in the carpet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things

A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about meetings, boredom

Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about students, education, teachers, children

The problem child will be a school board member's son.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, school, children