The porter will knock at the door at the most crucial point of the lesson.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, teaching
You can't misspell numbers when you write them as digits.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, numbers, contentment
The English language, e.g. It's a problem when its be right.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, language, rightness
Demerits from a teacher you hate are put on your permanent record.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, hate, contentment
Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, hate, students, teachers, contentment
The examination paper is always easier when you are not taking it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests, contentment
All that has been accomplished by the insertion of the computer into the classroom is the combining of two areas covered under Murphy's Law.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, law
The most ill-behaved student in all of a teacher's classes is always one of the bright ones he can't flunk.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, students, teachers
Law of Behavioral Management: nothing gets their attention like placing your nails on the chalkboard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, attention, law, nothing
The worst chew-out from parents always comes from an incident their child lied about.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, parents, children
Anything that is not firmly secured in place, regardless of size, will find its way out of the room.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education
In the eyes of your professor, you are ALWAYS wrong, so don't bother trying.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, eyes, bad, contentment
No matter how much you study for a test you will be asked a question that you don't know.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, education, question, contentment
When you study for easy tests is when you fail miserably, but when you don't study for the hard ones, it's when you pass with 100%.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests, contentment
When there's a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don't want.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, contentment, end
And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, end, contentment