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If you don't want it, there is plenty of it; If you really need it, they're all out of it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, need, contentment

The more you like a product, the more likely it will be discontinued.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, contentment

If you are shopping to find a certain thing, no matter how simple it may be, no matter where you go, you will find every conceivable thing except that which you are looking for.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, things, contentment

The one time you didn't make a copy of your 1040, that's the one the IRS did not receive.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, time, contentment

I'm as good as my Employer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about employers, good, good luck

Slog all day and no-one notices, take a 5 minute breather to play Window's Solitaire and the boss silently appears behind you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, heads, day, contentment

All urgent and critical reports are handed out on Friday evening and are due first thing Monday morning.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, things

The best time to ask for a raise is when everything has gone wrong and your boss is in a panic mode.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about salary, heads, bad, time

Never ask for a raise after you have successfully completed a project.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about salary, contentment

If you do it right the first time, you will not be asked to resolve the problem and therefore will not be in a position to ask for a raise.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about salary, rightness, contentment, time

Expenses rise to exceed income.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bills

Just In Time inventory isn't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

In a line the biggest order is in the front, and the customer has coupons and wants to write a check.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about order, customers

In a 24 hour store, there are 5 customers in the store and they always come to the register at the same time, and again the customer with the largest order is the first one in line.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, customers, stores, order, time

What you don't know, will cost you a lot of money.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about money, contentment

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it is awfully inconvenient.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about poverty

When in trouble change the subject. However, this may lead the subject to another one of your offenses.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, problems, change

When in trouble do what you can. If that fails try what you can't. If that fails give yourself an A for effort and run like hell with pride!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, proudness, hell, contentment

You pay peanuts and you get monkeys. In some organizations you pay doughnuts and you still get monkeys.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, contentment

The Customer is always unhappy about your product and service.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers