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No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about humor

Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, work

Following the rules will not get the job done.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, work

When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question. How would the Lone Ranger handle this?.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, question, contentment

No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, contentment

The longer the title, the less important the job.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, work

Progress is only made on alternate Tuesdays.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about progress

An acceptable level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The employee who has performed his duties faithfully and without fault for 5 years will be given an increase of five cents per day in his pay - provided the profits allow it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, day

All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about holidays, problems

Success is a matter of luck, just ask any failure.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about success, bad luck, good luck, failure

The value of any job task is inversely proportional to its deadline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, value

When you see an item in the flyer, by the time you get to the store its either sold out or the price has doubled.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, stores, contentment, time

The person at the meeting or discussion who is right will be the person who is not listened and will later be blamed for coming up with the bad idea.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, people, meetings, idea, bad luck, rightness, bad

Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, money, bankers, computers, pain, contentment

Bills travel through the mail at twice as fast as checks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bills, fasting

No man is an island, until it comes to paying the bills.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bills, man

If you have a little extra money to blow, something will break, and cost more than that little extra.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about money, contentment