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You can't misspell numbers when you write them as digits.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, numbers, contentment

Demerits from a teacher you hate are put on your permanent record.

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Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more.

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The examination paper is always easier when you are not taking it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests, contentment

In the eyes of your professor, you are ALWAYS wrong, so don't bother trying.

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No matter how much you study for a test you will be asked a question that you don't know.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, education, question, contentment

When you study for easy tests is when you fail miserably, but when you don't study for the hard ones, it's when you pass with 100%.

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When there's a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don't want.

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And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.

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If you know you are correct, then you aren't.

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You're not young enough to know it all.

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You are not Superman , marines and fighter pilots take note.

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A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

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Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

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If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.

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If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

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The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready, when you're not.

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Or else they're trying to suck you into a serious ambush!

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Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.

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If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

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