I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have...

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I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.

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Paul Gauguin

Paul Gauguin 1848 - 1903, french post-impressionist painter

Was born on: 07 jun 1848.
Died on 08 may 1903, at 54 years old.

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