Quotes by Woody Allen, page 2
27 quotes by Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Quote by Woody Allen about humor, immortality, work
In my house I am the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Quote by Woody Allen about marriage, heads, wife, home, house
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
Quote by Woody Allen about humor
The advantage of the intelligent man is that he can play the fool whenever he feels like it.
Quote by Woody Allen about intelligence, man