Quotes by Woody Allen, page 2

Woody Allen - american film director, writer, actor, jazz musician, comedian and playwright

Was born on 01 dec 1935.

Origin country: United States

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

WQuote by Woody Allen about sex, love

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

WQuote by Woody Allen about humor, immortality, work

I am two with nature.

WQuote by Woody Allen about nature

In my house I am the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

WQuote by Woody Allen about marriage, heads, wife, home, house

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

WQuote by Woody Allen about humor

Eternity is very long, especially towards the end.

WQuote by Woody Allen about eternity, end

The advantage of the intelligent man is that he can play the fool whenever he feels like it.

WQuote by Woody Allen about intelligence, man