Murphy's laws about Value

5 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about value

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

The greater the value of the rug, the greater the...

The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.

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The value of a program is inversely proportional to the...

The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.

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The value of any job task is inversely proportional to...

The value of any job task is inversely proportional to its deadline.

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The true value of any rookie EMT, when expressed numerically, will always be a negative number. The value of this number may be found by simply having the rookie grade his or her ability on a scale from 1 to 10.

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The time you locate that gun you’ve always wanted at a price far below market value for cash only right then is the time you will have forgotten to visit ATM before leaving home and the two pards behind you will be waving greenbacks at the seller.

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