Murphy's laws about Use
20 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about use
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
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An employee rank is in inverse proportion to his use of a computer, and in proportion to its performance.
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The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.
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Make one that requires training or intelligence and only a moron will use it, but there will be more help desk calls.
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If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
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When a civilian sees a red light approaching at a high rate of speed, he will always pull into the lane the cop needs to use.
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The doctor with the worst handwriting and most original use of the English Language will be responsible for your most critical patient.
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If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.
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As soon as the snow suit, and all of the paraphernalia that accompanies, is on the child will have to use the bathroom.
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As soon as the child is in the car and the car has left the driveway the child will have to use the bathroom.
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The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint locking techniques.
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If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.
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If it is absolutely important that players do not use meta-game knowledge, they will.
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