Murphy's laws about Students
18 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about students
The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
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Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.
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If the course you wanted most has room for "n" students, you will be the "n+1" to apply.
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Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.
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In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.
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When a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book.
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Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more.
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The most ill-behaved student in all of a teacher's classes is always one of the bright ones he can't flunk.
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For every student wanting to play alto sax, there will be seven who want to play snare drum.
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The more the student hates a specific piece, the more likely he will have to play it.
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For every student wanting to play clarinet, there will be six who want to play alto sax.
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