Murphy's laws about Parents

5 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about parents

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances...

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

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The worst chew-out from parents always comes from an...

The worst chew-out from parents always comes from an incident their child lied about.

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When a conductor gives students letters for parents, 15% will be left on music stands, 25% will be inside the music, 15% will rot in instrument cases, 15% will be left in lockers, 15% will crawl under the student's bed, and 15% of the parents will...

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After a concert, parents rave about the pop selection...

After a concert, parents rave about the pop selection played and say nothing about the test piece.

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Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they...

Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you.

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