Murphy's laws about Nothing
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Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
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In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right... something is wrong.
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Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
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Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.
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Law of Behavioral Management: nothing gets their attention like placing your nails on the chalkboard.
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There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
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Near death, but still a live? There is nothing wrong with physics. God doesn't like you.
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Anything you do can get you in trouble - including doing nothing.
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Never tell the Captain or Deputy Captain you have nothing to do.
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