Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4.
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Murphy's laws about Need, page 3
63 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about need
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The availability of daycare is directly proportionate to how badly you need it.
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Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do their jobs, but anyone with a copy of Publisher is a graphic designer.
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In a job interview you need to be well spoken, clear, pleasantly dressed, confident and polite.
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If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.
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The telephones won't work when you need to call long distance urgently.
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The office assistant would be on leave only on the day you need him most.
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The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks and need the vet at least once a month.
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If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.
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The squeakiness of floorboards is directly proportional to the need to remain unnoticed.
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You need something the most, only after you realize you've permanently lost it.
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When you need gum for your breath in the morning and you can't find any.
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Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it.
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