Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Murphy's laws about Need, page 2
63 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about need
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
Proximity factor: The need for relief is directly related to the distance of the relief station.
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You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a cop, and you can never drive fast enough to please the ones who do.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.
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Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really need light.
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The helicopter will always be low on fuel, as soon as you need it.
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The item of equipment that usually won’t start or jams when you need it the most is the pump.
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The one item batteries, film, and ect, you need is always in short supply.
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Photo experience is something you never get until just after you need it.
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Your batteries will always go dead or you will need to put in a new film canister at the least opportune moment.
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You always remember just one more thing you need after you've gowned, gloved, and masked and gone into that isolation room.
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Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses' desk a minute ago always disappear when you need help.
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The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.
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