Murphy's laws about Nature

5 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about nature

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if...

In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right... something is wrong.

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When designing a program to handle all possible dumb...

When designing a program to handle all possible dumb errors, nature creates a dumber user.

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A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to...

A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

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The nature shots invariably happen on two occasions: when...

The nature shots invariably happen on two occasions: when animals are ready, when you're not.

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All BP shooters by nature have really small, tight nipples.

All BP shooters by nature have really small, tight nipples.

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