Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about memory
When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about memory
If a program actually fits in memory and has enough disk space, it is guaranteed to crash.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about memory
When putting something into memory, always remember where you put it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about memory
The only thing more accurate than a mother's advice is her memory of the times you didn't take it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about memory