A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about meetings
Murphy's laws about Meetings
8 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about meetings
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about meetings
The person at the meeting or discussion who is right will be the person who is not listened and will later be blamed for coming up with the bad idea.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about meetings
A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about meetings
If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about meetings
Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after you've had the night from hell and just want to go home to bed.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about meetings
The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about meetings
After-school meetings always occur on the day of an important after-school rehearsal.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about meetings
