
Murphy's laws about Home
17 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about home
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There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
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Everything in your rentals will break 100 times faster than in your own home.
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If everyone does not come home none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.
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If you have “cleared” all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.
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Everything always works in your home, everything always fails on location.
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The disoriented patient always comes from a Nursing Home whose beautiful paperwork has no phone number on it.
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Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after you've had the night from hell and just want to go home to bed.
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No matter how many times they are cycled at home, New guns will always lock up at first match.
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The longer it's been since you cleaned house, the more likely it is that mother will visit.
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Being yourself will have to wait until you get home or at least a bar.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about home