Murphy's laws about Home
17 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about home
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about home
Everything in your rentals will break 100 times faster than in your own home.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about home
If everyone does not come home none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.
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If you have “cleared” all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.
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Everything always works in your home, everything always fails on location.
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The disoriented patient always comes from a Nursing Home whose beautiful paperwork has no phone number on it.
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Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after you've had the night from hell and just want to go home to bed.
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No matter how many times they are cycled at home, New guns will always lock up at first match.
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The longer it's been since you cleaned house, the more likely it is that mother will visit.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about home
Being yourself will have to wait until you get home or at least a bar.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about home
