Murphy's laws about Hell

8 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about hell

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell,... and several of his friends,... the very next week.

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After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said...

After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.

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When in trouble do what you can. If that fails try what...

When in trouble do what you can. If that fails try what you can't. If that fails give yourself an A for effort and run like hell with pride!

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In peacetime people say: War is Hell. In combat, under fire from artillery, airplanes, or whatever, a soldier thinks, War is really really really LOUD as Hell!

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Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after you've had...

Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after you've had the night from hell and just want to go home to bed.

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Fire drills always occur on your day from hell.

Fire drills always occur on your day from hell.

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You do the: Just discharged the Patient from Hell dance only to turn around and find the Consultant Neuro-Psychiatrist looking at you like you're their next patient.

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You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from...

You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.

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