The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
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Murphy's laws about Face
5 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about face
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
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Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about face
When you drop a lens cap, the inside part always lands face down in the mud.
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The lighter the rug the more apt a dropped peanut butter & jelly sandwich will land face down.
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