A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.
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Murphy's laws about Customers
26 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about customers
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.
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The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.
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In a line the biggest order is in the front, and the customer has coupons and wants to write a check.
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The Customer is always unhappy about your product and service.
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When a customer says: It's perfect except... you know it will be necessary to rebuild the whole piece.
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When you stand at your counter for hours on end and then go to break, that's when the customer comes and rings the bell for help.
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Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Client is watching.
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The self-importance of a client is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy as is his deviousness and mischievousness.
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The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any explanation necessary.
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The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under.
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If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen.
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The number of colors in a client's design will equal the number of colors in the original bid specs, plus two.
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If you purchase new equipment to read your client's disk, it will be the last disk of that type you will ever receive.
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